geewhizgang:

okay okay yall but like hear me out

batfam but its the fucking. halloween heists from b99?? like it started when dick was like twelve and he called out bruce’s shit and bet like two weeks worth of homework and patrol reports that he could be a better detective and he won so next year bruce didnt hold back and it just. continued.

a couple years later babs got involved and got really pissed that they didnt consider her a serious player so she pulled out her big guns and humiliated them both. dicks never been more in love.

jason gets way too into it on his first year and teams up with babs and they both kick bruce and dicks asses, and then he double crosses his beloved teammate and forces dick by laws of being winner winner chicken dinner to call him the best robin ever.

flash forward like 15 years and its literally about 8 people of various ages running around the manor and blowing hundreds of bruce’s dollars on increasingly elaborate stunts. damian loses to tim and tries to burn down the whole cave. dukes drinking tea with alfred. dick and bruce are arch enemies once again. jason threatens to die for the second time. cass and babs and steph absolutely have a witty team name and plotting charts full of strategy and perfect code names and words. its a very good time.