“dick grayson beating up those pedophiles so hard and being so graphic and violent is out of character! jason todd would do that, not him!!!!!”
jason would rip the guys’ heads off, throw them in the air, practice his aim for a good ten minutes, then snap selfies with the corpses and fax instead of email them to bruce just to make his life ten seconds harder with a “do your job better Bitch”. the Bitch would be underlined and in comic sans
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Officer: why did you leave?
Dick: Because, I was becoming too much like him.
(Five minutes later)
Raven: My mother is dead and I’m all alone.
Dick: … Guess I’m adopting kids too now
Dick: Talk to him, that’s what friends do.
Jason: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Dick: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Jason: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.
Dick, Tim, Damian, and Duke: *casually sitting in the manor living room watching tv*
Jason: *slams open door* what’s up sluts guess who just got out of prison
accurate representation of overbearing parents
Jason, screaming: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !
Tim: Uh…
Dick: He’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us.
Jason: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Roy, crying: it’s working
DICKRICK GRAYSON in Nightwing v4 #50He’s so soft. So delicately beautiful. Sigh. Moore is a genius!