Jason: It seems like bad things keep happening to me as if I have bad luck or something.
Dick: Jason you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Tag: c: dick grayson
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BAT AINT ONE
I can’t…
i’ve been wanting to do a redraw with this screenshot for a long time
give me that batfam b99 au 👏🏼please reblog,
do not steal or repost my art.
Bruce: ?? Why do you all have bruises on your knees?
Dick: we were on our knees umm
Duke: praying!
Jason: giving blowjobs!
Tim: Damian pushed me down the stairs again!
Bruce: …[sighing] Dick tell me what happened
[flashback to the four of them betting they could knee the new Batman suit hard enough to dent the crotch]
Dick: no yeah we were on our knees praying for forgiveness cuz of all the blowjobs and then Damian pushed Tim down the stairs
Priority mission.
I hope everyone had a great Wonder Woman day and grabbed those free comics!
Dick: I’m too hot! *points at Bruce*
Bruce:
Dick: 😀
Bruce:
Dick: 😀
Bruce, in a monotone voice: hot damn.
Dick: Call the police and the fireman!
Dick, sliding $10 bucks to the bartender: I’ll have my usual, please
Bartender: [gives him a hug]
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