Shiro: You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
Keith: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Lance: I’ll keep all my emotions right here *points to heart* and then one day I’ll die.
Hunk: Some people give off a vibe of, “Do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like, “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Pidge: I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
Allura: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.
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Honorary Coran: And when one feels like a duck, one is happy.