I think it was very sexy and iconic of god to make me bisexual, she really outdid herself there
Tag: misc
hate texting ppl who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say u hate me and want me to die
[Image Description: Tags reading “Watch me as i beat up canon and root through its pockets for the parts i like,canon compliance is for the weak”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Looting canon’s dead body in the fandom official video game
Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
zuge:
i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now
it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth
physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys