me: *gets anxiety for no reason* nice

me: *starts crying for no reason* nice

me: *has a breakdown for no reason* nice

afycso:

who needs therapy when you can listen to i wanna get better by the bleachers 50 times in a row am i right ladies

actually i really should see a therapist but hey you know what? I HEAR THE VOICE OF A PREACHER FROM THE BACK ROOM CALLING M

asexualbookbird:

me: look at this book i just bought!

someone: ive been meaning to read that let me know how it is!

me: bold of you to assume i’ll read this right away and not let it sit on my shelf for ten years

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this

adhighdefinition:

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that

me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

not only am i GAY but im TOUCH STARVED im literally the whole package

lovelyloonylovegood:

i have never felt so attacked

Source: themadcapmathematician

poeticsuggestion:

not now mom, im busy being GAY on the INTERNET.

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

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