Jason being ridiculously cute in Red Hood and The Outlaws #36
Tag: f: d.c.
I turn my back on DC for 1 month and all the sudden Dick isn’t Dick anymore and we see the Batdick™
DC saying that they’re not going to call Dick Grayson ‘Dick’ anymore is the worst news I’ve ever heard. Please say sike.
Jason: I lost Damian.
Bruce: HOW DID YOU JUST “LOSE” DAMIAN?
Jason: Give me a break he’s like two inches tall
Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.
Clark Kent has to remove himself from the scene to keep from throwing hands at Superman.
okay okay yall but like hear me out
batfam but its the fucking. halloween heists from b99?? like it started when dick was like twelve and he called out bruce’s shit and bet like two weeks worth of homework and patrol reports that he could be a better detective and he won so next year bruce didnt hold back and it just. continued.
a couple years later babs got involved and got really pissed that they didnt consider her a serious player so she pulled out her big guns and humiliated them both. dicks never been more in love.
jason gets way too into it on his first year and teams up with babs and they both kick bruce and dicks asses, and then he double crosses his beloved teammate and forces dick by laws of being winner winner chicken dinner to call him the best robin ever.
flash forward like 15 years and its literally about 8 people of various ages running around the manor and blowing hundreds of bruce’s dollars on increasingly elaborate stunts. damian loses to tim and tries to burn down the whole cave. dukes drinking tea with alfred. dick and bruce are arch enemies once again. jason threatens to die for the second time. cass and babs and steph absolutely have a witty team name and plotting charts full of strategy and perfect code names and words. its a very good time.
jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.
bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal
jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.
bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring
jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard
bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin
jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent
jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches
bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this
Jason: It seems like bad things keep happening to me as if I have bad luck or something.
Dick: Jason you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
Jason: on this date, seven years ago, I died
Tim: quit telling everyone you’re dead
Jason: sometimes I can still hear my voice
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