Ok but : That time Jason stormed out of the manor after a huge argument with Bruce where he won the fight with a final dramatic and painfully accurate / accusatory one liner, then swept out of the building (like the Fabulous zombie Diva crime lord tornado child of chaos that he is) & left Bruce to stand there and brood and guilt over his failures as a father for the rest of the night. But had to covertly sneak back into the manor grounds after because he’d stormed off without his motorbike.

i-mean-its-practically-canon:

i-mean-its-practically-canon:

That’s when Jason realized he couldn’t covertly sneak out on the motorbike. 

#Jason would totally CARRY the motorbike#he would do good

It’s called spite strength, and Jason is full of it. 

forwhateveryouwant:

Bruce: ?? Why do you all have bruises on your knees?

Dick: we were on our knees umm

Duke: praying!

Jason: giving blowjobs!

Tim: Damian pushed me down the stairs again!

Bruce: …[sighing] Dick tell me what happened

[flashback to the four of them betting they could knee the new Batman suit hard enough to dent the crotch]

Dick: no yeah we were on our knees praying for forgiveness cuz of all the blowjobs and then Damian pushed Tim down the stairs