just thinkin about shitty at jack & bitty’s wedding trying to give a toast at their reception, and it’s an absolutely beautiful speech that he spent months on, and for once it’s pretty concise and (basically) parent-appropriate, at least way better than what everyone expected, but alas about five sentences in he starts crying too hard to finish it and has to hand it off to lardo to read (who, as you would imagine, reads it without inflection, and of course she gets through it without crying, but her nose is suspiciously red by the end and the entire room is bawling right alongside shitty, who by that point has crawled into jack’s lap and is cry-eating his piece of wedding pie.)
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