dex is absolutely losing his Marbles
Tag: f: check please!
best part of the update is that it’s canon that there’s a flamethrower in the haus
i cant believe nursery broke his arm from flirting with dex. he’s the gay disaster representation we deserve
these are the best parts of the update. it’s just the facts.
Can you believe Derek “Trips On Nothing” Nurse took the top bunk like Who Let Him Do That
ngozi: ransom and holster have separate but adjacent rooms now 🙂
everyone: sounds fake but okay
Total badasses
…who may need help reaching the top shelf.
This update reads like a villain’s origin story and how he turned to The Dark Side















