neil:don’t overreact
kevin, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself:i’m not
Tag: canon™
steve rogers is that angsty pining sad idiot who plays ‘the scientist’ by coldplay on repeat while crying alone in an empty unfamiliar bed after his and tony’s breakup in civil war
Venom @ Eddie: Bitch. Pussy. Loser. Whiny tiny trashbag human.
Random dude @ Eddie: Asshole!
Venom:
eddie: what do you wanna do for dinner
venom:
Venom: I’m the worst ever! No one’s gonna love me!
Eddie Brock, local monsterfucker:
Eddie: *breathes*
Venom:
Michael: You don’t have all the facts.
Judge Gen: Which are?
Michael: I love them
Neil: You fucking suck, Andrew.
Andrew, a disaster gay: God, I wish.
kevin, right before the foxes have to face the trojans: i am a usc trojan stan first and a palmetto state fox second
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