canon™ – clintbbarton

aledethanlast:

Neil as perceived by the upperclassmen: I am broken and alone and please protect me.

Neil in reality: Name a bone and a law an I’ve broken the former while breaking the latter.

prim42:

Tony Stark’s life summary.

Source: prim42

natashalieromanov:

if you hate tony stark, just know that steve rogers doesn’t like u

twinyxrds:

Nicky: guys let’s toast to andrew and neil!

Aaron:

livvyblxckthxrn:

The foxhole court, but every time Neil says “I’m fine” it gets gayer

prison-mikes-bandana:

Beast Boy:(meeting Jason todd) Wait your Robin too? How many robins are there?

Batman:

willshebemina:

venom: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

eddie @ dan: hey do you know any illnesses that make you climb a tall tree like… super fast?

venom, deciding to betray riot: eddie you’re so fucking stupid

lady–iron:

MCU! Steve: Tony? He’s an okay guy, I guess. Bit of an asshole, tho. I don’t trust him.

AA! Steve: [To Tony] spit on me daaDDDYY, OH MY FUCKING GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL HOLY SHIT! [ can’t fucking breath properly] oh my fucking god, so perfect and smart I’m honestly so fucking blessed to be able to breath the same air as him, literally shove my own shield up my ass

ironic-lion:

ok but jeremy knox legitimately screamed when kevin switched the racket in his hands