It’s you who doesn’t understand that Thanos has been inside my head for six years since he sent an army to New York and now he’s back. And I don’t know what to do.
I know Michelle Knows about Peter being spiderman bc she’s observant and iconic like I get that but I also think it would be hilarious if they had it like. Peter and Ned just ASSUME she’s figured it out so Peter never feels the need to have a dramatic identity reveal speech for her or anything and then one day they’re hanging out and Something Happens and Peter’s gotta go deal with it and starts getting on the suit and Michelle just. is lowkey visibly shocked but she’s trying to keep a straight face because she refuses to let these boys find out she had no clue about Peter’s identity lmao
ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.
Peter, holding a giant Ironman tsum tsum, wearing an ironman hoodie, wearing ironman sneakers???, clenching his ironman book bag, typing something on his Ironman fanpage, wearing Tony’s sunglasses: I’m not sure. Maybe Black Widow.
I KNOW WE AIN’T FORGETTING THAT PETE WENT TO AN IRON MAN CONVENTION RIGHT??
honestly, marvel will never swerve me as hard as they did when they seamlessly transitioned from “happy peter getting ready to pick up his homecoming date” to “holy fuck its the vulture he’s liz’s dad peter’s gonna fucking die”
I remember when I saw it in theaters, you could hear every moviegoer simultaneously stop breathing
So there’s that post about shuri making a private account so people won’t wonder why she’s commenting on Peter’s post but I raise you Peter’s classmates being incredibly confused as to why an actual princess is commenting “wig snatched” on Peter’s instagram