Eames (in every fanfiction ever): Love. Sweet heart. Petal. Dear. Dearest. Deary. Darling. Gorgeous. Hun. Handsome. Sexy. Dove. My Sweet. Arthur, you star. Light of my life. Plum. Dove. Flower.
Peter, holding a giant Ironman tsum tsum, wearing an ironman hoodie, wearing ironman sneakers???, clenching his ironman book bag, typing something on his Ironman fanpage, wearing Tony’s sunglasses: I’m not sure. Maybe Black Widow.
I KNOW WE AIN’T FORGETTING THAT PETE WENT TO AN IRON MAN CONVENTION RIGHT??
harry potter is one of those fandoms i always think i’ve gradually moved on from… but then i’ll hear someone say “you know, i think snape was a great guy” or “all slytherins are evil” and i’ll literally vault over three tables and a small elephant to debate them face-to-face