The most unrealistic thing in Dumplin’ was a Texas boy asking who Dolly Parton is.
Tag: actually though
college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points
if you’ve ever taken an ethics class with 19 year old rich white business majors, you should automatically get your degree because enduring four months of Ryan Henry Harrington III’s hot takes will be the hardest thing you ever have to do
Some idiots (probably antis): Team Iron Man hate Bucky!
Meanwhile, me in front of Team Iron Man: This is our new son, James Buchanan Barnes. If Captain America ask, we haven’t seen him.
seriously who needs therapy when you have jenna marbles videos
you know you’re siblings when you want to kill them and 10 seconds later you’re saving their life
Hufflepuff: *calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*
janna: [screaming from the rooftops] YESTERDAY I HEARD MY PARENTS HAVE SEX AND NOW I CANT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES ANYMORE
liv: [joining her] ALCOHOL-FREE BEER IS DISGUSTIIIIIIIING
isa: [joining them] KES I CANT LIVE WITHOUT U
all: [screaming] KES!! KES!!!!! KES!! LIVE SUCKS!!!
me:
me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*
ppl: …….are u ok???
me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha
when you ask for new fics to read and they rec you the most popular fics ever
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