you hold your child as tight as you can. [then push away the unimaginable.]
Tag: ….
you never realize how strange it is to watch all the skam remakes until you’re explaining to someone that you’ve watched the exact same plot in 5 different languages
Neil: Do you want a quickie?
Andrew: … What
Neil: You know, the little tarts with egg that Allison gets from the store.
Andrew:
Andrew: It’s pronounced quiche.
Bruce: ?? Why do you all have bruises on your knees?
Dick: we were on our knees umm
Duke: praying!
Jason: giving blowjobs!
Tim: Damian pushed me down the stairs again!
Bruce: …[sighing] Dick tell me what happened
[flashback to the four of them betting they could knee the new Batman suit hard enough to dent the crotch]
Dick: no yeah we were on our knees praying for forgiveness cuz of all the blowjobs and then Damian pushed Tim down the stairs
Me: I have no fears
Someone: What if there’s a Six of Crows movie adaption and Kaz and Inej make out
Me: I have one fear
minimalist: hey, check out my room. it’s only got three expensive things in it. guess i’m just a little more evolved than everyone else.
me, tripping over a box of junior high school homework assignment i keep because i think i might have some use for them someday: sorry, what?
Gansey: What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?
Adam: Ronan.
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