Clint headcanons
Clint will retire at least five times
Clint has saved the day more than three times using stuff he learned from Mythbusters
Occasionally Clint has gone hungry ‘cos he had to feed the dog
due to having an address and actual front door, Clint’s place is the official Amazon delivery address for at least five superheroes
Clint has an accountant so he doesn’t accidentally screw his tenants
Clint always has mayonnaise in
No matter what ‘verse or iteration, Clint’s last word will always be ‘sorry’
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