Jason: I bought 144 pairs of vampire teeth *dumps them on the table*
Roy: Did you pay rent?
Jason, with vampire teeth in his mouth: What the hell’s rent
Venom, to Anne and Dan: Hello, everyone. Today Eddie called me a parasite so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would be called parasite way less. -holds up a poorly drawn graph-
okay but batman standing outside arkham asylum banging pots together and screaming, “I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL YOU AINT GUNNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”
I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it
you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier – i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!
don’t claim to know pain if you haven’t read this post
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