first-foxhole-thoughts:

Foxes as Michael Scott quotes

Andrew:

“I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.”

“You don’t know me, you’ve just seen my penis.”

Neil:

“I knew exactly what to do, but, in a much more real sense, I had no ideas what to do.”

“Well, well, well. How the turntables.”

“I am running away from all my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

Nicky:

“It is never too early for ice cream.”

“There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke.”

Aaron:

“We’re all homos. Homosapeins.”

Renee:

“His name is Christ. He has the power of flight. And he can heal leopards.”

“Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

Kevin:

“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be apart of one someday.”

Wymack:

“I feel like, all my kids just grew up. And then married each other. It’s a parents dream.”