guess what i just realized matt and aaron both propose to their girlfriends during the same summer
okay but imagine how crazy that year gets for the Foxes trying to plan two weddings at the same time. imagine Katelyn finding this absolutely amazing wedding planner and referring Dan to her, and they both schedule all their appointments right after each other. imagine Aaron doing his absolute best not to get caught up in the hype, but then Katelyn shows him the cake that Matt picked out and he straight-up refuses to have anything less perfect than that (and it definitely isn’t a competition for his brother’s sweet-toothed affection, not at all). imagine them competing over who will be the first Fox to get married, while Nicky mopes and cries about long-distance with Erik during 3am Skype calls. and Dan and Matt book a hall for July, only for Katelyn and Aaron to find something mid-June, only to then get bumped out from over-booking. and for four months Dan and Matt are ecstatic, until May 29 when a room opens up for exactly one week before Dan and Matt’s wedding and Katelyn completely overhauls everything so she can have that room. and then Neil passes by and asks what’s so exciting about being the second Foxes to get married and that’s when everyone finds out he and Andrew got married three years ago.
Me: People need to move on from Civil War. I think Tony and Cap had the time to reflect on their mistakes and grow as people. We should do the same and stop being petty.
Brain: Ok, forgive Cap for what he’s done to Tony, then.
Me, holding Tony, Tony’s space boyfriend, Tony’s doctor wizard boyfriend, Tony’s cat boyfriend, Tony’s spider son, Tony’s god boyfriend, Tony’s green boyfriend, Tony’s bird boyfriend, and Tony’s raccoon boyfriend away so Steve can’t reach them: n O .
It’s Eliot who notices it first, a flash of blonde hair out of the corner of his eye. He’s used to noticing the people around him. He’s used to keeping count of every person in his eyeline, no matter how many people are in the room.
And this blonde woman should not be there. She should not be there when he has to force his way into a safe, but there she is. All in black, legs crossed on the desk beside him, ponytail swishing. “God.” She rolls her eyes. “A blowtorch. How crude.”
He glances over to her, but like a mirage, once he’s focused, she’s gone.
Two days later, Eliot’s about to deck a security guard when another woman shows up. Brunette hair and a lovely accent. “She’s gay,” the woman says. “Seduction won’t work no matter how hard you try, so you’ll have to find a different thing you both have in common.”
Eliot looks down and sees the tiny pin on her blouse. A pink ribbon.
“There you go,” the woman says. All he has to do is tell her a story about a sick little sister, and he has her eating out of the palm of his hand. Then the woman is gone.
And then he shifts. It’s a quick blink. One moment he’s in standing on a street corner, and then next he’s in a chokehold. Instinct kicks in. He throws back an elbow and it meets flesh. One hit, two hit, three hits later, and there are two bodies on the floor.
Eliot shifts. In the center of the circle, panting heavily, stands a tall black man. “What the hell–”
But then Eliot is gone again.
“It’s a sophisticated scheme,” the man with the bottle of Jack tells him. Eliot has already knocked two men two the ground, but there are more coming, and the fight isn’t over yet.
“You get someone’s credit information and start opening credit cards in their name. Then, you catfish some poor idiot and say you’re adding them to your credit card account. You get the idiot to buy you things for you on your card. Everything’s good until the credit card company gets wind of the fraud and shuts everything down, but by then you’ve cleaned everything up and moved on to greener pastures.”
“Dude,” Eliot growls, “I’m just here to get a necklace back.”
The man shrugs. “Was it insured?”
Eliot finishes slamming a goon’s head into the nearest table. “What does that matter?”
The man shrugs, and then he’s gone.
Parker doesn’t even really bat an eye. She kinda actually likes her new friends. Sure, the smelly guy with the weird hair is a bit odd, but he’s helpful in his own way. He can see the big pieces when she’s too distracted with the shiny things. He’s the one who figures out a fence is going to betray her long before she would have.
Then there’s the one who calls her “girl” all the time. He drags the word out too, like it’s prettier than one of the glittery diamonds she nicks. She likes him. She likes how he smiles at her, how he lingers in her presence a little longer even after he’s helped her figure out the code for a 15 digit lock.
The punchy guy, well, he took a little more time to warm up to. She’s not really a fan of fist fights. She’d rather hide. But when a security guard finds her and she can see the guy pulling his hair back into a ponytail, she smiles a little.
“Go for the eyes,” he tells her, holding up two bent fingers and pushing them forward in the air. She does, and it’s kind of satisfying.
“Oh dear,” the lady says to her every time she shows up. “No no no you mustn’t…” and then she goes on to tell Parker exactly how she’s not talking right. Parker kind of appreciates that. She’s not so great with the words thing. People are hard. Locks are easy.
Except these four people. They haven’t been hard. They’ve been like locks with easy combinations. Parker feels like she kind of knows them. Like the locks she picks again and again. She knows how all their inner workings are.
And that’s really nice.
Okay so the blonde is gorgeous. The blonde is gorgeous and the British lady is really good at talking her way out of problems. Hardison isn’t really sure what the point is with the dude who shows up to yammer on and on about cons and how Hardison might get himself caught if he does one thing or another. But even when he’s very clearly drunk, he’s still been helpful a few times.
So has the gun who is always hitting people. He’s gotten Hardison out of more than one scrape because Hardison has never done guns, will never do guns, and really really really doesn’t like being in the same room with people who want to hurt him.
And yeah, his knuckles really really hurt—his whole body hurts, actually— after the fighter helps him out of a few bad situations, but it’s better that than losing a pinkie. Or a toe.
So yeah, Hardison is okay with the people in his head.
Nate needs another fucking drink.
Sophie comes to see them all sort of like children. One is angry, one is hurting, one is lost, and one is alone. She’s the one who realizes they need to be brought together. She’s the one who realizes they are the solution to all of their problems. She is the one who sits beside a drunken Nate and helps him set out asprin and water for the morning. She is the one who sits quietly with a silent Parker as she picks lock after lock and studies countless blueprints.
She is the one who stands in an empty, threadbare apartment with Eliot when he cooks himself an extravagant dinner only he will eat.
She is the one who sees the late nights where Harrison binges on bad TV and orange soda.
She is the one who realizes that these people, whose pain she feels as if it is her own, all need each other.
Like she, when she’s tired of her fake names and her Rolodex of personalities, just needs them.
Living with her loneliness, her isolation, is like suffering under a terrible weight.
Bucky who lounges on the living room sofa in nothing but a pair of sweats that hang low on his hips. Sometimes he’s lying on his stomach, giving everyone a glimpse of the inch or so of ass the peeks out from his pants. Other days he is sprawled on his back with his legs spread just so. He’s like a Jaguar, heavy with muscles that could easily crush a man, but enjoying his moment of rest before he goes on the hunt.
His prey? Tony.
Or so Tony suspects.
He’s literally there every time Tony walks into the living room, which wouldn’t be so bad if Bucky didn’t have that damn attractive smirk on his face whenever Tony enters the room. Bucky always says something in that warm yet lazy drawl of his, and it doesn’t matter if it’s just a “Hey” or a quip, Bucky’s voice always gets Tony’s stomach in knots (good, pleasurable knots).
Tony is positive Bucky knows what his voice does to Tony, but he doesn’t call Bucky out on it (to do so would admit Bucky’s affect on him, which he refuses to do).
It’s difficult hiding his attraction when after he dismisses Bucky or ignores him, Bucky slowly rises from the couch then follows Tony around. He asks questions casually as he gets into Tony’s space. He gets close enough that Tony can feel Bucky’s body heat. He’ll also lean in to Tony as he reaches for things, and basically use any excuse to get close to Tony. Sometimes, he’ll even feign exhaustion, and with a sigh, place his chin on Tony’s shoulder and grumble about how tired he is.
It’s a lie and Tony knows it.
Tony realizes he should probably make a move–either a romantic one or a rejection. He enjoys the attention though, and he’s not quite sure what to make of Bucky’s intentions. Bucky seems at the very least down to fuck (and Tony would be lying if he said he wasn’t interested). However, Bucky could have easily verbalized his desries by now. Instead, he’s playing this game of chicken with Tony, and Tony doesn’t want to lose.
So Tony keeps playing, and enjoying the attention, even if some days it leaves him feeling more confused than happy.