misc – Page 6 – clintbbarton

thebatwiggler:

there’s no better feeling than getting fucked up by an author over and over as you make your way through their ao3 fic list

lustformcgrath:

justaprettycoolkeychain:

I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.

This is my new voicemail message

mollymulch:

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

the-flightoficarus:

soliloquy-of-nemo:

spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

Shiiiiiit. I thought that happened last year.

Wait

bandtshirt:

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

jadathejoint:

choose people who choose you.

faunigraphic:

queenixx:

thelittlemerms:

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

oylmpians:

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.