misc – Page 23 – clintbbarton

february is almost over and honestly…….what the fuck

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other

pro: squad
con: i saw this post like 18 times today

what books were you assigned to read in a class that you still hold a violent and bitter grudge against

for me it’s into the wild and the scarlet letter

verdite:

fortissimohno:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

usbdongle:

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: Okay, time to finish this game’s main story!

Me to Me: Do all the sidequests instead until you burn yourself out and quit the game forever!

50shadesofthanekrios:

Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say???

Me: No™

just-shower-thoughts:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

dongboss:

me: i’d like some fries please

five guys burgers and fries ™ employee: what size ?

me: regular please

five guys burgers and fries ™ employee, pouring two pounds of fries into a cup that fits like 20 fries at most and not breaking eye contact with me as it’s pouring over into the rest of my bag: is this enough fries ?? is this enough fucking fries ???

me, through tears and sobbing: y – yes

five guys burgers and fries employee, shoving fries into my stupid mouth: that’ll be $2.39

me, choking: hhhdbhh huh hhhhshhhhhs