Me at the released image of Venom

Jesper Fahey is the kind of guy that once got his tongue stuck to a frozen pole because he wanted to make an innuendo.

Kaz Brekker is the kind of guy that left him there for three hours.

1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun