the man who for once, in the entire history of movie boyfriends, does not give a shit that his girlfriend is within 100 yards of her ex, only that her ex is very ill and needs some tender loving care because wtf is that black space blob
Venom, to Anne and Dan: Hello, everyone. Today Eddie called me a parasite so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would be called parasite way less. -holds up a poorly drawn graph-
But really the contrast between the usual Venom origin vs the movie one is so hilarious like it basically amounts to “I let this symbiote bond with me bc we both want revenge on Spider-Man and then I fell in love with it and now we’re happily married” vs “This Fucking THING just hitched a ride on me and made everyone think I’m insane and then I fell in love with it and we’re fucking now I guess this is my life now” and they’re both fucking beautiful.
Yknow what I loved about Venom, other than like… everything??
That Eddie was just so…not what you’d expect a main male character to be???
Like
He screamed a lot and I mean a LOT, and instead of that bs “AAAA” most men in movies make, he was actually screaming/squealing and not just for jokes but because humans sometimes make those noises
He was just so lost?? Like he was a total wreck and it was portrayed So Well
Even when he was so poor he couldn’t pay his bills, he still remained generous, like “yeah, I have very little but others have even less, I may be in a shitty situation but I can help some people I know who’s lives are even shittier”
He asked for help???? Lots of times????? When he was on the motorcycle and begged Venom to do something (idk how that sounded in English but in the dub he was super panicked and practically begging), he asked for help from Anne and Dan and his friend at that building
Speaking of his friend, the way he begged Venom not to hurt the mustache guy because “he’s my friend, he’s a good man, he works 3 shifts to support his family” MY HEART
I could go on and on because I love this movie so much and Eddie was just such an amazing character and I love him and I love venom a lot!! Thank u!! If u wanna add on pls do
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