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Mike wheeler

– president of the AV club
– has a toy dinosaur named “Rory” bc it roars
– wears nothing but striped polos and christmas sweaters
– religiously plays dungeons and dragons
– jumped off a cliff to save his friend from bullies

Also Mike Wheeler

– tried to physically fight the chief of police
– also called him a piece of shit
– vandalized the bathroom stall
– plagiarized an essay
– probably told mr kawolski to go fuck himself