Clint Barton: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired… So I’m going to take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it.
[four hours later]
Clint Barton: How dare you?
“tony was only confirmed as bi in the comics and not the mcu so he isn’t bi” robert downey jr did not give ten years of his life for people to think tony stark was straight
Ppl see Captain America and Iron Man arguing in the middle of the street and think like it’s some High-Level Serious Shit because they look furious and they’re both full-on screaming at one another and so CNN send reporters over only to find out that they’ve just been talking about whether water is wet for thirty minutes now