honestly, steve and tony’s relationship in the marvel cinematic universe was so wasted because chris and robert would have done such a good job if they had been allowed to do steve and tony like they were in marvel 616.
Tag: f: marvel
i think there’s a flaw in my code. these voices won’t leave me alone.
things clint barton canonically does:
– shoots arrows in a subway tunnel until he passes out because he got dumped
– becomes more gleeful after buying arrows
– feels inferior to Captain America in the looks department
– beats a bad guy purely through using a bow that NO ONE ELSE CAN DRAW
– deafens himself in order to not kill someone and then pretends he’s not deaf ‘cos he’s embarrassed
– marries someone AFTER A WEEK
I’ve seen headcanons before of Tony chatting with all the other multiverse Tonys and having a big Tony party and like I love multiverse so that shits great but
What I really need is MCU!Steve meeting his multiverse counterparts and just. Getting yelled at.
Esp AA!Steve and 616!Steve, oh man. They’d lay into him.
“That is not how we treat Tony! That is not how you care for your Tony!”
MCU!Steve: But Bucky—
616!Steve: Bucky’s gonna be fine! He joins the Avengers! Tony upgrades his arm! He gets to sleep with Natasha of all people!
Ults!Steve: And honestly, how ungrateful you’re being. Your Tony doesn’t even have brain cancer or an evil twin. You think you’d cherish what you have a little more.
MCU!Steve: But—
AA!Steve: LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN,
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