muchymozzarella:

MCU: Ok so Cap and Iron Man are super antagonistic and will take sides against each other

616 Original Comics: Ok but listen… they’ve been married for years

MCU: Wait

3490: Literally married in my case

AA: Well not literally

MCU: Thank you

AA: But they’re definitely in love and are happy to be with each other and love each other lots, they might as well be married

MCU: WAIT

AVAC: No they’re not!

MCU: finally!

AVAC: They’re teenagers. They can’t be married.

MCU: Some sense!

AVAC: They’re dating. It’s a cute, puppy love type deal

MCU: WHAT IS GOING ON

1872: So hey guess what

MCU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

MCU Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
MCU Steve: Aw. :/ You know, I really am gonna miss you.

616 Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
616 Steve: Ugh. This is so unfair.
616 Steve: My heart is so heavy. Unbelievable.
616 Steve: The Avengers should have just left me in the ice.
616 Steve: This planet is just too cruel, now. How will I bring myself to wake up in the morning?
616 Steve: Oh, agony.

AA Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
AA Steve: Oh? where’re we going?