i love the concept of a swear jar but bruce wayne is a billionaire. multi-billionaire. this is not a “coin in the swear jar” kind of jar. it’s “a crisp 100$ bill +interest if you don’t pay straight away” jar. the money goes to alfred for his annual holiday leave to do Whatever The Fuck he wants with it.
Bruce: mother fucker
Jason, slurping on a milkshake while sitting in the cave: 100$ to the jar, bruce
Bruce, who really doesnt have time for this: you dont even fucking live here.
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☆ Jason Todd Birthday Week Day 4:
One Artist
— Jason Todd/Red Ronin by Dexter Soy
Things that have been said at least once in Wayne Manor:
1. “Don’t you dare jump out of that window—ah, shit, he went up the drainpipe instead.”
2. “Hey, do you still want the link to that Justice League gangbang I saw on pornhub?”
3. “The best way to deal with bullies in Gotham is to meet them behind the dumpster and remind them that nobody loves them. They’re too used to getting punched.”
4. “Bruce once did a line of cocaine off Hal Jordan’s ass on a mission and I can prove it.”
5. “If you bite him again, I’m taking you both to the hospital and getting you rabies shots. Yes, even if it’s through his sleeve!”
6. “No, Bruce doesn’t wake up until noon on Tuesdays. How do I know? Because that’s when Grey’s Anatomy does reruns, dipshit.”
7. “That’s not a wrong number, that’s my weed dealer.”
jason todd birthday week: day one
↳ childhoodi don’t want to wind up in some crummy orphanage where i’m somebody’s pet charity case. i’m my own man! me, jason todd!
Dick, sliding $10 bucks to the bartender: I’ll have my usual, please
Bartender: [gives him a hug]
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