Steve: Oh My God Tony I’m so sorry I just lost track of myself a bit, I’ll pay to fix it, Jesus, this is so embarrassing I-
Tony, already measuring it up, taking photos with his mobile whilst he pulls up his pants: JARVIS get me on the phone with the fucking Louvre I’ve got a new exhibition for them.
MCU! Steve: Tony? He’s an okay guy, I guess. Bit of an asshole, tho. I don’t trust him.
AA! Steve: [To Tony] spit on me daaDDDYY, OH MY FUCKING GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL HOLY SHIT! [ can’t fucking breath properly] oh my fucking god, so perfect and smart I’m honestly so fucking blessed to be able to breath the same air as him, literally shove my own shield up my ass
I’ve seen headcanons before of Tony chatting with all the other multiverse Tonys and having a big Tony party and like I love multiverse so that shits great but
What I really need is MCU!Steve meeting his multiverse counterparts and just. Getting yelled at.
Esp AA!Steve and 616!Steve, oh man. They’d lay into him.
“That is not how we treat Tony! That is not how you care for your Tony!”
MCU!Steve: But Bucky—
616!Steve: Bucky’s gonna be fine! He joins the Avengers! Tony upgrades his arm! He gets to sleep with Natasha of all people!
Ults!Steve: And honestly, how ungrateful you’re being. Your Tony doesn’t even have brain cancer or an evil twin. You think you’d cherish what you have a little more.
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