i walked into infinity war thinking id get starkquill and walked out with ironstrange and, honestly?, im not even sad cause i like to imagine steve seeing strange with tony on his arm and saying something like ‘it’s only been two years’ and tony’s like ‘bitch you thought i’d wait for you? boy please’
Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.
Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS
neil: This is how I stay alive. When I’m playing, I feel like I have control over something. I feel like I have the power to change things. I feel more real out there than I do anywhere else. The court doesn’t care what my name is or where I’ll be tomorrow. It lets me exist as I am.
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