avengers 4 but it’s just valkyrie kicking thanos’s ass with nothing but an empty bottle and her bare fists while loki watches on from some space debris, sipping a mai tai and texting the whole thing to thor
*in the Grandmaster’s orgy ship* Valkyrie: did you have intercourse with the Grandmaster? Thor: ugh, where? Loki: Thor: where? Loki: Thor: *voice breaking* where, brother? Loki: seems like you already know where Thor:
predictions for the next mcu phase: valkyrie will cry drunk on a kitchen floor at least once because she wants to hang out with bruce and the hulk at the same time
Valkyrie, her mighty unbeatable arms wrapped around the hulk whom she has pulled forcibly into her lap: I shouldn’t have gotten drunk!! I can’t protect him!!!
Bruce, who is no longer the Hulk and also naked and covered in debris: what. what happened
valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over
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