Ok so in Infinity War everyone didn’t just fade to dust. Thanos said it would be like they never existed – so did he will for that? If no one who died in the snap exists anymore, do their loved ones’ memories of them still exist?
It wasn’t like their bodies just vanished, but so did their clothes – Bucky’s metal arm didn’t drop to the floor after he died. Tony wasn’t grasping at the empty shell of the Iron Spider.
So what I’m saying here is will there be a time limit? Will Steve tug at Thor’s shoulder and ask him what to do, only for Thor to respond with a confused, “About what?”? The entire universe is already at risk, but what if the heroes to save them don’t remember that they’re supposed to.
Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes
This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?
Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point
heimdall watches you fap
[pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
“Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
“Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
“there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
*minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
*test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
*has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
*violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
#Odin’sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
ok sadstuck aside thor’s last words to loki being “you’re the worst brother ever” is actually really funny and, like, an affectionate understatement if anything
loki: yeah lol i stole the fuck cube and didnt tell anyone and thats why everyone we know is dead right now oops lol. new movie new me though right
thor just sitting there bemused with a half crushed skull surrounded by his friends’ and countrymen’s corpses, on death’s absolute doorstep:
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