Tag: c: steve rogers
Tony: I’ve written a poem for you Cap
Steve:
Steve: All this says is ‘Bitch’ in comic sans
Tony: turn it over
Steve: *turns page, see’s ‘My bitch tho’ written on back* Oh…omg… Tony…. that’s so romantic I- *starts crying*
He will lose so much, and you will watch it all happen
because you had him first, and you would let the world
break its own neck if it means keeping him.
– caitlyn siehl, start here
I should have told you
that I was terrified
because you set my nerves on fire
and my heart was so full of just you—
Computer: enter new password
Steve: Tonystark
Computer: too short
Steve, crying softly: I know
thanos: *about to kill tony* — steve: please sir thats my emotional support thotty bottom
Steve: I saw the way you were looking at that ass while it was flyin around all phat in the air n shit…. and I would like to say that only one of us knows what it tastes like and it certainly isn’t you. Know your place, fiend.
Tony: Steve it’s been two years since I even looked at you do you really wanna air our dirty laundry like that to the guy who just stabbed me in the fucking lungs
Y’all: Steve Rogers is a bicon! It’s Stars AND stripes haha!
Steve Rogers: *shows attraction to women*
Y’all: no not like that
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