Tag: c: raymond holt

kwehkwehmotherfucker:

morthils:

stillisee:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

But he gets away by throwing a silver money clip with a fifty dollar bill in it in the gutter

ohsobittle:

dameferre:

dereknursey:

unacaritafeliz:

shitty-check-please-aus:

Derek Nurse’s interracial gay parents from New York are actually Captain Holt and Kevin from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

This is so funny when you imagine Captain Holt and Kevin reacting to like 90% of the words that Nursey chooses to say.

nursey on the phone in the next room: bagels are inherently gay

holt and kevin: How Did We Raise This

the other side of this:

drunk nursey: dex is not, as the kids say, awake.

chowder, in awe: do you mean woke?

nursey: I did mean ‘woke’, but it’s grammatically incoherent.

“You two just need to bone.”
“How dARE you Derek Nurse I am your faTHER…”
…
“BOOONNEEEE”

“What your father and I do in the bedroom is none of your concern!”
—
“BOOOOONEEEEEEE????!!”