Tony: On a scale of ‘damn, Daniel’ to ‘fre sha vaca do’, how are you feeling?
Peter: In between ‘it’s an avacado, thanks’ and ‘how did you take down Captain America?’ but as a solid answer I would say ‘I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger’. How about you, Shuri?
Shuri: Probably ‘road work ahead’.
Bucky: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father
Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).
Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father
Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).
Can u believe Peter Parker literally said the words ‘I’m sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid all the time’ whilst bouncing on the bed and pouting.