Doctor Strange: it’s day 420 in the soul world and-
The Peters: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND ANOTHER ONE GONE
Bucky: GIVE ME BACK MY ARM, WILSON
Wanda: *loudly sobbing*
T’Challa: *sobbing louder*
Groot: I AM GROOT
Nick Fury: YOUVE SAID THE SAME THING SINCE YOU CAME HERE AND I STILL DONT CARE
Doctor Strange, whispering: somebody please save me
Tag: c: nick fury
my headcanon for nick fury not calling captain marvel in right away is that they had a bet back in the 90s on how long nick will survive without her help. they bet on 30 years, and nick almost caved when battle of new york happened but that suicidal motherfucker yeeted the nuke into space so it was all good, no need for carol yet when he has the avengers, but then the avengers broke apart and nick silently prayed that theyd reunite to kick thanos’ ass but they failed and that is why he said “motherfucker” in disappointment at the end of infinity war, cause only 2 damn years left and he’d win the fuckin bet of the century but the Avengers had to go and Be The Worst At Everything and make him lose the stupid bet God dammit
carol comes to defeat thanos and save the universe only so that she could get her money from fury
or even better: carol comes only because of the bet and beats thanos as a fun activity on the way
Look closely at the moment immediately after Peter’s body disintegrates
into ashes. Tony slowly looks at his own hand, before the camera cuts to
his saddened expression. It’s not just shock from seeing Peter crumble
into dust that Tony is experiencing. Tony was waiting for himself to be the next one to disintegrate, and since he didn’t, he basically has a Fate Worse than Death.(x)
#so I watched the avengers for the 5,000,000th time today
#and I’m still noticing shit that I didn’t see before.
#THIS SCENE #tony isn’t just making a joke about bruce letting off steam #he’s purposefully getting fury’s attention #because fury is like ADVANCING ON BRUCE #and tony doesn’t want him to get overwhelmed #in the third gif tony sees fury walking towards bruce with an attitude #and tony is all ‘OH HELL NO’ #and then he’s all ‘hey bitch over here’ #and he starts messing with cap #but he doesn’t even look at cap when he’s talking #he’s just looking at fury with his chin up #all defiant and shit #and then fury stops walking toward bruce #tony has achieved his goal #so he looks at bruce #and he’s like #it’s okay #i’ve got your back #i won’t let him hurt you #and btw #that joke about letting off steam? #it really is okay to get angry sometimes #ily man
#tony was just picking a fight to get the attention off bruce
#that smile in the last gif honestly breaks my heart
#this is not okay guys.
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