Tag: c: loki

hiddle-winked:

ale-stuffs:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E

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everything about this is perfect. thanks for the screentime assholes. omg perf

Source: vegaofthelyre

portvaillant:

portvaillant:

ok sadstuck aside thor’s last words to loki being “you’re the worst brother ever” is actually really funny and, like, an affectionate understatement if anything

loki: yeah lol i stole the fuck cube and didnt tell anyone and thats why everyone we know is dead right now oops lol. new movie new me though right

thor just sitting there bemused with a half crushed skull surrounded by his friends’ and countrymen’s corpses, on death’s absolute doorstep:

redwwood:

redwwood:

Loki in the comics is so powerful and so magical and can like time hop and zoom around and it’s so funny compared to mcu loki who just twinked about asgard until his dad yelled at him one time

comics loki: im going to rewrite time and trap various characters into vicious time hells and also I’m going to throw the dimensions out of WACK and i can fly sometimes and also I can turn into various forms of myself and i have green orb hands and im so powerful 

mcu loki: i have a knife and im a size queen

siderealsandman:

jumpingjacktrash:

thehumming6ird:

In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]

broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward

woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away

bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it

“HEY LOOK BROTHER IT’S THE LARGE GREEN MAN WHO THREW YOU AROUND IN NEW YORK :D”

Source: thehumming6ird

lieutenant-sapphic:

americachavez:

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me 😦

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him 😦

nebula: so stab him harder????