Tag: c: kevin cozner

ohsobittle:

dameferre:

dereknursey:

unacaritafeliz:

shitty-check-please-aus:

Derek Nurse’s interracial gay parents from New York are actually Captain Holt and Kevin from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

This is so funny when you imagine Captain Holt and Kevin reacting to like 90% of the words that Nursey chooses to say.

nursey on the phone in the next room: bagels are inherently gay

holt and kevin: How Did We Raise This

the other side of this:

drunk nursey: dex is not, as the kids say, awake.

chowder, in awe: do you mean woke?

nursey: I did mean ‘woke’, but it’s grammatically incoherent.

“You two just need to bone.”
“How dARE you Derek Nurse I am your faTHER…”
…
“BOOONNEEEE”

“What your father and I do in the bedroom is none of your concern!”
—
“BOOOOONEEEEEEE????!!”