Tag: c: james rhodes

ironmanarmor:

tony, talking about steve: he’s just,, so big, you know? so wide. triangular. like a dorito. the cool ranch kind, not the nacho cheese. i love the sound of his laugh. like, we’ll be laying in bed and i’ll say something funny, and he just Erupts and i can feel his laughter in his chest and it makes me feel so Warm-

rhodey: just say you’re a bottom and go on, tones

mamalaz:

bauliya:

mamalaz:

whoopace-kosi:

mamalaz:

mamalaz:

Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

Just wanted to add:

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hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

Source: mamalaz

that ask really is tony getting so fed up with his crush on steve that he slips into spanish & just starts screaming about him to rhodey, who can understand around 75% of it and the other 25% he just nods along to. “yeah he is a perra barata, tony, whatever that means”

socketwrenching:

codeflaws:

IM DRAWING IT JFKEKDKD

BASED ON THIS 

i added pepper and bruce bc pepper probably knows spanish for work and bruce has been to Many Countries. together they are the Bitch After Work Club. 

itsallavengers:

The whole world is probably terribly awed by The Invincible Iron Man™ until James Rhodes is asked on camera whether he feels outshined on the field by him and he just laughs & turns to tony like ‘this guy?? Lmfao I once watched him try to pierce his own nipple with a compass’ and then just gives Tony an atomic wedgie before moving on.