jake on queer eye
antoni, pouring a glass of water: pls drink this
tan: a leather jacket… over a hoodie… over a plaid shirt? what’s the inspiration behind this?
jake: bisexuality
jake: so my dad left when i was 7-
karamo, signing adoption papers: i am your father now
jake, already sobbing: not sure how my other gay black work dad will feel about this
Tag: c: jake peralta
a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
requested by @litskypancakes
Holt became a cop for the Drama™ of it all: confirmed
you should all be watching b99
#i love this and i cant tell which is my favorite part #1: the idea that holt arrived at like two in the morning and sat there watching his adopted son and daughter in law sleep #2: the idea that two grown ass detectives didnt notice their captain sitting three feet away from them #3: the idea that holt carefully snuck around jake to eat his eggs and then carefully tucked him and the empty plate back in #honestly it’s probably that one what a petty man i love hin #him (via @queer-cheer)
Jake: How did you know I was gonna propose?
Amy: Charles hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.
Jake & Amy are getting married tonight
Title of my sex tape