Fine. Stay here. Stupid place, it’s hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color.
#tfw ur a bi jock nerd and you know how to play for both teams @angst-wizard
Tag: c: hulk
In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]
broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward
woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away
bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it
“HEY LOOK BROTHER IT’S THE LARGE GREEN MAN WHO THREW YOU AROUND IN NEW YORK :D”
why am I not surprised
Canon Clint Barton:
Steals peanut butter from the Hulk
predictions for the next mcu phase: valkyrie will cry drunk on a kitchen floor at least once because she wants to hang out with bruce and the hulk at the same time
Valkyrie, her mighty unbeatable arms wrapped around the hulk whom she has pulled forcibly into her lap: I shouldn’t have gotten drunk!! I can’t protect him!!!
Bruce, who is no longer the Hulk and also naked and covered in debris: what. what happened
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