c: harley keener – clintbbarton

marvel-lous-spooks:

marvel-lous-spooks:

marvel-lous-spooks:

marvel-lous-spooks:

Do you think Peter would follow his mentor’s (father’s) footsteps and go around adopting every child he sees

Peter, with Cassie on his shoulders: Mr Stark she is my new daughter and I have already dedicated 50% of my will to her

Tony: ?????

Scott: I mean he’s babysitting for free so

Peter: May meet my son whom I love to death

Harley: I’m older than y-

May, pouring pulp-free orange juice for Cassie: bold of you to assume that would change his mind

Morgan Stark: Daddy yelled at me 😦

Peter, already webbing Tony’s workshop door shut and gathering adoption papers: I am your father now

Tony, stuck inside his workshop: peter I swear to fuCKING GOD

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

I like the thought of Peter Parker being king of memes but then I remember that Tom Holland didn’t even know what ‘yeet’ means and would just like to offer a counter-headcanon: FRIDAY and KAREN both using the widest range of their AI capabilities to teach Peter all about meme culture and vine references whilst he sits there with a pen and paper and writes it all down, determined to look cool next time he’s hanging out with kids his age

Peter, meeting Harley Keener in Tony’s workshop: Yeet to meet you! You’re snatching my wig already! As long as you don’t spill lipstick in my white Valentino bag, we’re gonna get along just lit !

Harley: … Yeah no there’s no way we can possibly be related

Tony: That’s because you’re not.

Harley: Shut up dad

magic-metal:

bit-chalky:

incorrect-ironstrange:

Tony: Do you think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!

Peter and Harley: Um-

Tony: Okay, fine, it’s like crack to me!

C A N O N

Alshjakajsh

ironmanstan:

tony: pep i want child

pepper: you mean 3rd child coz you have two already

tony:

tony: no i doNt

harley & peter, eating family breakfast w/ them: yeah we have no idea what ur talking abt mom

letsgetdowney:

Iron Man 3 // Avengers: Infinity War

Source: christmasdowney

afuckingshipper:

Tony: I wish I had a child

Peter and Harley:

starkravinghazelnuts:

Inspired by @agentsof_marvel on instagram. Requested by @jess-b-xo.

Source: starkravinghazelnuts

bishpknifetrick:

tony: this is our son, peter

steve: i am aware

tony: this is my other son you never met, harley

steve:

tony: and this is my lovely daughter i met in space, nebula

steve: you can’t just adopt people when you feel sad

marvelmarbler:

marvelmarbler:

marvelmarbler:

marvelmarbler:

marvelmarbler:

What makes you stand out from the rest of the contenders in this “love-match” game?

The Kings Answer:

And introducing an encore performance by Clint Barton:

Rhodey, Bruce, and Scott join the game:

Loki arrives to the scene [uninvited of course]:

The masterminds behind all of this (Peter Parker, Vision, and Harley Keener):

Source: neenabthurman

trans-tony:

Sometimes a family is you, an airforce colonel, the CEO of your company, your driver/forehead of security, spiderman, and some kid from Tennessee you accidentally adopted when you broke into his garage.