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steve, nat, bucky and bruce have a group chat for super soliders and half of its complaining about shield and the other half is just them forgetting that they are literal superhuman and breaking things by using more force than need accidentally

lovelyirony:

god ur so valid for including bruce i’m gonna bust a happy nut 

steve: i broke a car again 

bucky: did u take the wheel off bc i kind of need to watch a youtube video to know how to put a wheel back on a lambo

bruce: what the fuck buck 

nat: lmao that rhymed….anyway both steve and bucky are no longer cool and me n bruce are 

bruce: i actually broke a window today 

nat: how the FUCK did you do that 

bruce: i wanted some fresh air and got frustrated with the opening of it so i just,,,kind of smashed it 

bucky: i don’t say this often enough, bruce, but you’re so fucking valid. let’s just smash all the windows 

steve: or we don’t do that adn just open them regularly 

nat: ugh ur such a basic bitch :/ 

nat: also guess who has to work sunday even tho she told fury that she couldn’t :))) 

steve: you’re fucking with me are u for real 

nat: :))) maria isn’t here so i’m stuck with mcfucks :)) 

steve: i’m….going to fight the entirety 

bucky: u already did that and i had to go down in the potomac and that fuckin lake ass situation was SHIT no ur not doing that 

bruce: just tell them i’m close to a hulk-out and require constant connex or smthn idk lmao 

nat: …bruce ur a genius can i say that i made plans to go with you to a scientific conference but instead we just watch rom-coms on netflix 

bruce: yes but only if you watch one (1) episode of my show 

nat: i will literally die for you bruce why do you think i watch that show with you 

bucky: TONY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE WHEEL AND I BLAMED IT ON HIS KID LAJFLSAKDFJLASDFL 

steve: oh my ,,,,, bucky 

bucky: I PANICKED I DIDN’T WANT HIM TO BE MAD AT ME I NEED TO STILL ASK HIM ON A DATE 

bruce: ur a dead man i just texted him what rlly happened 

bucky: whY

bruce: bc i’m not personally involved in this situation so i don’t care what consequences you have reaped or sown 

nat: that was so ominous 

that ask really is tony getting so fed up with his crush on steve that he slips into spanish & just starts screaming about him to rhodey, who can understand around 75% of it and the other 25% he just nods along to. “yeah he is a perra barata, tony, whatever that means”

socketwrenching:

codeflaws:

IM DRAWING IT JFKEKDKD

BASED ON THIS 

i added pepper and bruce bc pepper probably knows spanish for work and bruce has been to Many Countries. together they are the Bitch After Work Club. 

helicarrier:

#so I watched the avengers for the 5,000,000th time today

#and I’m still noticing shit that I didn’t see before.

#THIS SCENE #tony isn’t just making a joke about bruce letting off steam #he’s purposefully getting fury’s attention #because fury is like ADVANCING ON BRUCE #and tony doesn’t want him to get overwhelmed #in the third gif tony sees fury walking towards bruce with an attitude #and tony is all ‘OH HELL NO’ #and then he’s all ‘hey bitch over here’ #and he starts messing with cap #but he doesn’t even look at cap when he’s talking #he’s just looking at fury with his chin up #all defiant and shit #and then fury stops walking toward bruce #tony has achieved his goal #so he looks at bruce #and he’s like #it’s okay #i’ve got your back #i won’t let him hurt you #and btw #that joke about letting off steam? #it really is okay to get angry sometimes #ily man

#tony was just picking a fight to get the attention off bruce

#that smile in the last gif honestly breaks my heart

#this is not okay guys.