laurent: damen and i have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
damen: -sentences.
laurent: please don’t interrupt me.

sohereisthisasshole:

wymack, looking at the foxes: so i checked your alibis

wymack: or should i say ALIB-LIES

Venom: Eddie and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each others-
Eddie: Sentences!
Venom: Don’t fuckin’ interrupt me.

Source: two-shot-dream

Clint: [Banging on the one way mirror] Ask him about his bank accounts.
Natasha:
Clint: Ask him about his bank accounts.
Clint: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BANK-
[Glass Breaks]
Clint: Accounts… You should ask him about his bank accounts.
Clint: Phil, Romanoff broke the glass

batfamshinobi:

Batfam as B99 moments

Bruce:

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Damian:

Babs:

Steph:

Cass:

polocarlachristian:

christian: *embarrassing himself in class*

polo: ugh. I cant believe we’re gonna sleep with him

ander, behind them: well you guys dont have to

carla: no, we’re going to

Jason Goes Undercover

Jason: Put me up in a five-star hotel, like one of the ones you own. Unlimited room service and minibar privileges.
Bruce: Three-star hotel, like The Bowery Hotel, $60 a day meal allowance, no minibar.
Jason: Four-star hotel, like The Gotham Midtown Plaza. 200 in food, no minibar or alcohol, but I get to go crazy on candy and nuts.
Bruce: Agreed.
Jason: OW! Oh, one last thing. Damian has to be nice to me. I want him to call me “best brother”.
Dick: Hah! Huge mistake bud, he’ll never agree to that.
Damian: No I’m in. Let’s do this… Best brother.
Jason, softly, but with a lot of emotion: Ah!

fuckyeahtonystark:

insp

Source: fuckyeahtonystark