actual canon™ – clintbbarton

Hopper: Have a good day.
Mike: Don’t tell me what to do.

christian: *embarrassing himself in class*

polo: ugh. I cant believe we’re gonna sleep with him

ander, behind them: well you guys dont have to

carla: no, we’re going to

Source: fancymuffins-and-wannabecakes

the-first-refrain:

A summary of all three Thor movies

Source: the-first-refrain

fandomsfandoms-everywhere:

Eddie Brock: *exists*

Venom:

readasaur:

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

allforthecourtt:

Andrew: but that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you

Neil:

welcometotheravenclawcommonroom:

Rita Skeeter: Hi- I’m doing a special tenth anniversary report on the battle of Hogwarts. Tell me, what do you think Harry Potter’s greatest achievement is- defeating he-who-must-not-be-named the first time, the second time, winning the triwizard tournament, slaying the basilisk?

Literally all of Harry’s classmates: There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.

newtonscamader:

sokka: my last girlfriend turned into the moon

zuko: that’s so sad Alexa play despacito

peter: lara jean?? we have a contract [trips] [thousands of photos of lara jean spills out of jacket] she nearly hit me with her car I – these aren’t mine [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen, i- shit! [more pictures of lara jean scatter across the floor] haha I just –