Sam: So, what’s it like dating Stark?
Bucky: One time, he was mad at me, and I asked him for a glass of water. He came back with a cup full o’ ice and told me to wait.
laurent: damen and i have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
damen: -sentences.
laurent: please don’t interrupt me.
Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government
Odin: (Goes off to Norway to die)
Thor: (Laying facedown in garbage) I LIVE HERE NOW
Loki: (Getting drunk with the Grandmaster) WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD
Asgard: (ON FIRE)
Heimdall: (actually rescuing people from Hela’s rule, sheltering hundreds or maybe thousands of refugees, keeping her from accessing the bifrost, dealing with Evil Skeletons) NO ONE EVER HELPS ME IN THIS FUCKIN HOUSE
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