worthytony:

me: oh man, i love tony stark

someone: how can you love him when-

me speaking louder: oh man, i love tony stark

parker-industries:

Someone: Iron Man sucks and Tony Stark is a villan.

Me:

Friends: Oh no

Parents: Oh no

Obama: Oh no

Darth Vader: Oh no

Me:

Me: First of all, bitch

ava-burton-writing:

“how’s ur wip going?”

i know which characters like pomegranates and why but i don’t have a plot yet

plant-gay:

me: *gets anxiety for no reason* nice

me: *starts crying for no reason* nice

me: *has a breakdown for no reason* nice

afycso:

afycso:

who needs therapy when you can listen to i wanna get better by the bleachers 50 times in a row am i right ladies

actually i really should see a therapist but hey you know what? I HEAR THE VOICE OF A PREACHER FROM THE BACK ROOM CALLING M

asexualbookbird:

me: look at this book i just bought!

someone: ive been meaning to read that let me know how it is!

me: bold of you to assume i’ll read this right away and not let it sit on my shelf for ten years