if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands
This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly shamed me in front of God, my mother, and my cat.
Tag: about me
Tag yourself I’m the one guy in Iron Man 2 that shouts “We all believe in you!”
it’s all big dick energy this and big dick energy that
i got tired dick energy
i’m fucking exhausted 24/7
do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol
like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft
Emotional brain:
Logical brain:
Person: “How’s your writing going?”
Me:
Bi Culture: Being attracted to Sweet Good Bois™ and girls that look like they could kill you
becoming a cryptid to everyone you knew in high school is gay culture
i never knew why people cared so much about their best boy until i got a best boy myself
I don’t want to have feelings!! I want to have money.
Me counting how many Skam remakes I’m gonna watch and dedicate my soul and life to






