jewishjaybird:

17mujipens:

kamala-khaan:

jewishjaybird:

jewishjaybird:

jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.

bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal

jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.

bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring

jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard

bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin

jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent

jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches 

bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this

lesbiansassemble:

thor-20:

viudanegraaa:

God if the Captain Marvel soundtrack doesn’t have one good, iconic, absolutely positively 90’s track on it I’m going to fight the Marvel execs

let it be all star

if the movie doesn’t start with carol kicking a door open and the lyrics “someBODY once told me”, then what’s the point

Au where the Stark family are culinary masterminds rather than engineering geniuses and instead of real war there’s a restaurant rivalry and the other restaurant kidnaps Tony to get him to make his famous secret recipe that pulled his restaurant out on top and all of this establishment is so that obadiah stane can scream “Tony Stark made this in a CAVE… with a box of SNACKS!!”

ironmanstan:

elaborate. i like it. a+ golden au

kayytx:

– avengers group chat –

tony: guys look at my baby

tony: look what she did today

tony: *photo attachment*

tony: *photo attachment*

tony: *photo attachment*

rhodey: dude you’re in the wrong chat again, man

natasha: tony we talked about this

natasha: all baby pics need to be in the other thread now

steve: we need to keep this space baby-free so we don’t get distracted all the time

tony: oh right sorry

– avengers group chat: baby pics edition –

tony: guys look at my baby

tony: look what she did today

tony: *photo attachment*

tony: *photo attachment*

tony: *photo attachment*

steve: aww!!

steve: wow look at her!

natasha: she’s ADORABLE

rhodey: yeah that’s my goddaughter!!

peter: omg when can i babysit again?!!?

rhodey: do you have more pictures????

rhodey: send them over

tony: *photo attachment*

tony: *photo attachment*

tony: *video attachment*

tony: *video attachment*

tony: i love her so much

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

the two previous movie series of Spider-Man always had it that Spidey was a Big Hit with the citizens of nyc in spite of the negative press/police departments actively hunting him down but we haven’t really seen anything like that in the mcu past Peter’s classmates simply being aware that Spider-Man is a hero who exists, like we didn’t see any slandering articles or angry officers which is WEIRD considering the canonical climate about superheros in the mcu right now so like….I really hope it carries over into this third series because frankly I love the idea of everyone in a post-accords world in constant debate about superheroes like ‘should they be held accountable for casualties’ and ‘does it make sense to give all this power to just a few people and force them to make potentially catastrophic situations’ and ‘do we even truly Need superheroes’ like any and all debate they can think of but at the same time, all the citizens in New York are collectively like ‘Yeah….but we’re gonna leave the Spider-Boy out of this….he just wants to help out….he’s doing his Best..’ lmao

The Entire City Of New York: after all the danger we’ve been placed in since these superheroes started popping up, since the Avenger’s set up a headquarters here- we’re sick of it. superheroes only prevent problems that they create in the first place and cause millions in damages doing it. we want our city to be safe!

Also The Entire City Of New York: we’ve only had Spider-Man for a year and a half but if anything ever happened to him we would kill everyone on this planet and then ourselves

J. Jonah Jameson: writes a scathing article about the ‘spider menace’ ‘terrorizing’ Queens and campaigns for his arrest and imprisonment alongside other ‘mutant menaces’ 

That Nice Old Lady that bought Peter a churro: *barges into the Daily Bugle office swinging her handbag with deadly force* 

a-clockwork-reader:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Leigh Bardugo is an amazing author who portrayed trauma perfectly. She didn’t make kanej canon because it would give a message that love heals PTSD and she recognized that. Many authors play into that trope, but Leigh purposely left their relationship open-ended so they can take time to heal before they are ready to be with another person

centreofmyarc:

I know I don’t like many of the aspects that made up Age of Ultron, but I have a particular abhorrence for that scene with Thor holding Tony by the throat – and nobody cares –  and it got me wondering is it lack of care or is it a desensitization – is this kinds of act typical in the interactions between the Avengers and Tony, that it’s just ignored? And neither option is reassuring, because for one thing Tony’s best friend is right there, Rhodey is right there and he does nothing, doesn’t twitch, doesn’t even make a single move to go forward and help him or speak up for the literally god to put down his breakable best friend. I mean, everyone just carrys on with the conversation like everything is as it should be. I mean, personally, if I saw a stranger being assaulted like that – and it was assault – I would try to help, if it had been my friend, a team mate or just someone I saw once every so often, I would help. Its human decency it’s the right things to do, it’s the humane thing. So, what does that say about The Avengers, what type of heroes (human beings) would just stand by and turn a blind eye. Not very good ones. 

krusca:

cnjrupasmle:

sabrecmc:

krusca:

ok but this idea that tony has a massive ego (ie doesnt listen to anyone, thinks hes always right) or not a team player, when in fact, he’s the one hero who’s shown to follow other peoples leads and ask for input, especially in infinity war- tony asking peter specifically if he had any ideas to rescue strange from ebony maw, because tony remembers peter had a good idea with the AT-AT walker reference and taking down giant man in CACW, and on Titan, tony’s overall plan to take down Thanos is his base idea but he obviously listened to Quill with details because Quill knew the GotG member’s powers, and when tony confronted strange on the donut ship about taking the fight to Thanos it wasn’t about ego, this was strange who only cared about protecting the time stone vs Tony who was seeing the bigger picture because he had Thanos in head head since the battle of NY & was standing his ground to protect Earth & the whole damn universe- tony is smart & that means he respects other peoples ideas especially ones that are logical, and he will ask for input from people who’ve proven to have good ideas age or experience be damned… team player? all that and more, he shows all the abilities of team leader

I second all of the above, but also wanted to add that I really liked how they had Tony send Peter home with the parachute. Sure, it didn’t work, because of reasons, but the intent was that Peter not be there.  As someone who had issues with how Tony was written in SMH and CACW regarding Peter, I really appreciated that.  Honestly, Tony was incredibly well written in this movie

Sabre couldn’t have said it better. I felt like SMH Tony was very out of character and the Russo brothers did their best to dig him out of the hole that SMH put him in.

agree to disagree- i felt tony in SMHC was honestly really well done

tony’s never been a dad before, he’s had a terrible relationship with his own so he’s making this up as he goes, and theres the additional factor that he is in fact, NOT peter’s legal guardian- he’s trying his best to keep a kid who runs around in PJs safe, but also not overstep his bounds, on top of the fact that tony does in fact, have his own life and a company to work for.

everything about Tony in SMHC is how parents (or parent figures) arent perfect people, but they try their best to keep you safe anyways, and sometimes they’re right and sometimes it backfires, but the important thing is to learn from every incident & learning to respect your kid as an individual (which is what lots of parents have a hard time grasping).

Tony provides a suit thats provides better protection from the guns and cars Peter puts himself in front of, and Peter (and Ned) deliberately hack the safety protocols Tony’s put into the suit (stuff like instant kill mode, which Tony obvs put under lock and key, but would be necessary for shit like alien invasions down the line). Tony listens to every message Peter sends & when Peter tells Tony about the weapons and Toomes, Tony takes him seriously, says he’ll look into it, and hits up the FBI to handle it. Sure Tony didn’t tell Peter every single update on something that lead to an incident involving federal agents, but he had no idea how much initiative or trouble Peter COULD get into. (also the fact that again, Tony’s never had a kid, goes to show he underestimates the rebelliousness of teenage years, the fact he was in MIT with college kids when he was Peter’s age means Tony has no barometer for normal high schoolers behaviors anyways, and esp not super-powered high schoolers)

The moment where Tony confronts Peter after the ferry was amazing- this is the moment where the idea of personal responsibility is verbalized, an important concept for everyone, but especially for heroes. Peter realizes Tony isnt a flippant adult. When Tony says he’ll take care of things, he means, it, Tony takes Peter seriously & listens to him & has always listened to him. This is the moment where Tony verbalizes the weight of the innocent lives Peter shoulders when he dons a mask, but also the personal responsibility he feels over Peter. Taking away the suit was pretty much like a parent taking the car away from a teen who drove recklessly, which is a reasonable move, but unlike dangerous driving, Peter still feels the call to herosim & fights Toomes anyways.

By the end of the movie Tony & Peter know each other better and understand what kind of person the other is- Peter knowing that Tony feels responsible for him but also respects him & his commitment to being a hero (even worthy enough to be an avenger) and Tony fully understanding the commitment Peter feels in doing the right thing and that he can’t stop Peter because Peter is his own person. Tony can only help guide Peter & make things safer for him thru tech, and even being thrown a curveball because Peter realizes that growing up fast & taking on adult responsibilities (which is what Peter wanted to do at the start) isnt as amazing as its made out to be for lots of young kids. 

SMHC is a coming of age story for Peter, and how he’s trying to balance his teenage years with heroic responsibility, but also a story about Tony literally learning how to be a dad (figure). Tony and Peter act as foils, learning and growing from each other & all of that leads right into IW where we see that growth firmly established (ie. Tony letting Peter help on the ground in NY because Tony knows he’s struggling and needs the help, but making Peter go home when they start going off planet)